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posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 95,384 notes
tagged as: #mamb

modernmartyr:

My entire life is covered in cat hair


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 2,486 notes

caligulasaquarikim:

if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is

just look up at the sky and go

‘it’s jesus

jesus is our man’


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 19,300 notes

great gatsby deleted scene 


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 4,976 notes
tagged as: #FUCK

COSMO SEX TIP #8329 

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 43,305 notes

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 54,167 notes

hijabican:

Meet the Auburn Tigers, Australia’s first all Muslim Woman Football Team! Read their story on hijabican


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 5,457 notes
tagged as: #F

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 5,603 notes
tagged as: #i'm crying lol #the office

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 68,297 notes

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact


posted 3 hours ago on 19/5/2013 - 19,558 notes

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what


posted 19 hours ago on 18/5/2013 - 62,110 notes

posted 20 hours ago on 18/5/2013 - 5,699 notes

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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posted 20 hours ago on 18/5/2013 - 65,660 notes

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try


posted 3 days ago on 15/5/2013 - 104,834 notes

Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting a 'national tragedy'? 

stfuconservatives:

“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.

This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.”

One of the people who got shot was an antiviolence blogger. Somehow we aren’t seeing massive solidarity for New Orleans or the entire city going on police lockdown to find the perpetrators. Two reasons: 1) This mostly affected Black people, and we all know how much the media and the police give any fucks about Black people in New Orleans; 2) This was a gun crime, so we can’t criticize it because GUNS ARE FREEDOM!


posted 3 days ago on 15/5/2013 - 5,478 notes