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literally sam’s love advice to me at all points in time is “get it” and every time I talk to her about something even remotely relative to my love life I always add “don’t say get it” AND SHE ALWAYS SAYS GET IT MORAL OF THE STORY IS SAM SUCKS AT ADVICE LITERALLY HER BEST ADVICE ABOUT ANYTHING WAS 

"DON’T GET SHINGLES THAT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH EUGH" 

BUT WE’VE GOT A CLOSE RUNNER UP WITH THE RECENT: “[do this] if you want that because remember that chick omg you were freaking out”


posted 1 year ago on 23/11/2012 - 8 notes
  1. hateruess reblogged this from averypotterurl and added:
    #’ALSO ME NEITHER WHY WILL NO ONE EVER LET ME DRUNKENLY TOUCH THEIR PEEN’
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